Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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