last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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