You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't deserve a penis
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
