This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
True strength comes from lack of pants
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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