Don't you send me to vm
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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