I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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