And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I still have a little drunk in my system
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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