But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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