Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You were trust falling into bushes
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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