I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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