I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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