If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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