there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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