Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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