Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Randomize
