What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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