I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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