party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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