epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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