I wish i was in the wii world.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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