But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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