i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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