I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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