We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
