There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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