In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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