Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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