I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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