How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
did you just send me my own nude
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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