I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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