Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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