okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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