Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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