I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
