We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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