that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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