Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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