Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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