There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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