if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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