my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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