it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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