Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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