Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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