ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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