I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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