Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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