Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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