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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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