do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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